How can I reblog this a million times? The 1% are master manipulators.
The existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor.
me: hi! how are you today :)
customer:
i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”
im watching planet earth and theres this one small scene where the most round seal ever swims past and id just like to thank david attenborough for bringing us this good good orb seal
ok so i did some seal research tm and it turns out these are the baikal seals and they can only be found in the freshwater lake baikal. i love them
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
👏CHARACTER👏FLAWS👏ARE👏FUCKING👏IMPORTANT👏
me when someone tells me to stop eating mayo packets like theyre gogurt tubes
you W H A T
Ice suspended around a tree trunk after flood water has receded
terrain glitch
i’m laughing so hard because they really put pennywise on the stairs in this promo image, making this movie look like some political drama that also just happens to star a clown
The law and order sound but the second beat is a clown honk